Two For One

Still waiting for my boss, so real quick, some recent dreams I've had:

1. My teeth started falling out, and then they all fell out at once. This was one of those dreams that I woke up and thought I really didn't have any teeth. Worst nightmare I've had in awhile.

2. I was at a concert for Dolly Parton, and the only one in the audience. I smoothed things over with a very upset Dolly and explained to her the virtues of her smash hit "Jolene". I got her to sing it for me, and a romance ensued. She thought I was the greatest guy in the world, I spent the rest of the dream just trying to see her boobies.

These two may explain my very being to anyone who doesn't know me. That's kind of sad/awesome.

How about you, my mass of million readers?

Hey Howdy!

So, out in California. Been here since Thursday. Leaving tomorrow.

But not to home. Going the lo0ng way round the earth, via Hong Kong, China, Taiwan. yippee!

I think I talked about this before, but I'm bringing it up again. My hope is that I will keep up this blog with pics and stories of my adventure.

T-minus 9 days until I'm not even in my twenties anymore. I am inevitably heading toward middle age, and may have to resolve this "never grow up" storyline I have running through my life. May. OR, I can choose to keep at it "never Ending Story"-like, and ride my giant flying Llhaso Apso into the sky.

I am procrastinating visiting a client, but need to head out and face the bright California sun. I'll be back soon, promise.