Two For One

Still waiting for my boss, so real quick, some recent dreams I've had:

1. My teeth started falling out, and then they all fell out at once. This was one of those dreams that I woke up and thought I really didn't have any teeth. Worst nightmare I've had in awhile.

2. I was at a concert for Dolly Parton, and the only one in the audience. I smoothed things over with a very upset Dolly and explained to her the virtues of her smash hit "Jolene". I got her to sing it for me, and a romance ensued. She thought I was the greatest guy in the world, I spent the rest of the dream just trying to see her boobies.

These two may explain my very being to anyone who doesn't know me. That's kind of sad/awesome.

How about you, my mass of million readers?