A break in the action for some random thoughts...

So, some random thoughts...

1. Just saw a commercial in which a bunch of miniture athletes were competing against each other, especially with karate. And I wanna know, when are we gonna get that? when are we going to be able to go the store, buy little genetic people in capsules, take them home, shake the capsules (to irritate the contents), then dump the little people into a seperatly-purchased fighting arena where they duel to the death. Maybe you can throw a toothpick in there every now and then to whatch the fun. Imagine it, who wouldn't buy this? Aren't we there yet, technology-wise? I'm sure somewhere in the middle of Area 51 this is happening, but the scientists are having too much fun fighting each others' genetic constructs to advance the technology for mass-production. But one day my pocket gladiator will be a champion.
And while they're at it, they should make the pocket warriors out of gummi, so we can eat the loser.

2. Everyone knows the "Sherminator", the red-headed kid from American pie, right. Well, I imagine that he's somewhere in Hollywood looking at Seth Green's career and just saying, "what the fuck did I do wrong?" I mean, he's probably at some hot LA club, coked up and getting down, when all of a sudden Seth Green steps in and takes all his bitches away. I really pray that this fued is actual and not a figment of my imagination... I just see Seth Green coming out of a voice-taping of the Family Guy and finding two of the tires on his Porsche flat. In anger he shakes his fist as the Sherminator speeds away in his Fiat.

3. I did have a third thing to say, but it's gone now.

Anyway, that's all for now, I suppose, plus Family Guy is coming on, so I'm out of here... I'll be back with my normal commentary on all things Geek very soon.