Motivation: Less Than Zero

So, I thought I'd come home today and whip up a hot batch of steamy blogging... but I just don't feel like it right now. Perhaps in a little bit, or maybe tomorrow? Either way, this post keeps me on track for that magic number 40.
And yes, we could well get 37 more of these craptastic entries. but I'll try extra hard, just for you the screen-illuminated masses.