Ladies and Gentlemen, Celebrity Comments!!

Ok, so if you slide down below the story post, you'll see I have three comments. Two of them are from the author of the comic Phonogram (have you all been good little monkeys and bought your copies?).

He comments on a post where I call him a dirty liar. a no good dirty liar, at that.

Now, most of you know me. If I say: "Damien, you and the French are No Good Dirty Liars", it rolls off. Water off a ducks back. It's something I may have even said in the past.

This time, sadly, it may have been taken the wrong way. It's crazy when these posts get read besides the people I know personally. Sure, it could be a bit of an ego booster, a power trip that people are paying attention to my words, but it's not. Usually because the words people seem to pay attention to are just all wrong. I've since Emailed the celebrity in question with an apology, trying to get my point across that I am not such a dick, I just play one on the internet.

(of course, you, my public, know that that was a complete lie)

Oh well, I suppose it will all get sussed out. I mean, he writes a comic that has a higher readership then this little blog thing (readership somewhere in the - oh, tens of people), and could easily write at the top of the next letters column: Adrian is a dick. It would be taken as fact at that point. Who would I be to argue, the majority usually wins in these matters.

Anyway, I have more work to do, and the long 48 minute wait until noon. Because you're not an alcoholic if you don't drink before noon. And that's the lesson for today, kids.